Headlines

I was joking with Stacy yesterday that there could be a headline in this morning's paper that reads:
Pastor's Wife Decks Stranger at Neighborhood Garage Sale
BUT, I didn't hit her. I wanted to...doesn't that just show my sinfulness? I had both boys in the stroller and Heavy-D was upset. Ok, he was crying and I really couldn't calm him down. He was just tired and wanted to be in his bed. So, I'm rushing and trying to see if this outfit will fit G-Money when I hear a lady behind me. It didn't really register at first what she was saying, and it is probably good it didn't (otherwise that headline would've been a reality.) She says to her friend, "Well, I don't know about you, but that is a GREAT form of birth control!" SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT MY PUNKIN HEAD!! Boy, that mother bear instinct sure is strong. I just wanted to knock her lights out and defend my sweet (but cranky) 3 month old.

Another headline...G-Money had quite the gourmet meal the other night. For those of you who know him and love him, you know he doesn't really eat anything at dinner unless he can dip it in ketchup. That's totally fine with me...as long as I can get him to eat his veggies somehow. WELL, T and S...you'll be happy to know he ate PESTO and ASPARAGUS and ZUCCHINI the other night. (the zucchini made him shudder, but he ate one piece.) And, he kept saying "MO Dat" and pointing to the bowl of pasta. Eat your heart out, kid.